WWJB (What Would Jesus Brew)?

There’s a well-known saying, often attributed to Ben Franklin, about God and beer. I’ve even seen it on T-shirts and the like, but it turns out it’s mis-quoted. The one I see and hear is generally some derivation of, “beer is evidence that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” However, on further, tireless research, I discovered this blurb from a letter penned by Franklin in Paris around 1779:

We hear of the conversion of water into wine at the marriage in Cana as of a miracle. But this conversion is, through the goodness of God, made every day before our eyes. Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy. The miracle in question was only performed to hasten the operation, under circumstances of present necessity, which required it.

Though I always found the mis-quoted version clever, as well as an intellectual justification for drinking, I actually like the real quote much better. Franklin, pointing to the story of Jesus turning water into wine, acknowledges the miracle of the processes of nature itself, taking natural sugars and recombining them into an (ahem) intoxicating elixir that has been a staple of global culture for millennia.

And then the religious folks came along and tried to ruin the fun for everyone. Having grown up Baptist, I heard some of my fellow faithful proclaim the evils of demon alcohol, though their warnings seemed to do little to stem folks’ drinking, aside from pushing them to do it more privately. Then I met some Anglican and Jewish friends who appreciated the fruit of the vine around the dinner table. I was shocked – and more than a little intrigued – when I saw kids under the age of twenty-one taking part in the ritual wine drinking as part of a Jewish Seder meal, and I was in awe when I realized some churches used real wine in their worship services.

So which is it? Is alcohol the lynchpin of the decline of civilization, or is it a sacrament, not only to be enjoyed, but to be held up as a gift from the Almighty?

Well, yes.

There’s been a surge of interest in so-called “theology on tap” or “pub theology” events among faith leaders in recent years. I’ve even done a few myself. The idea is consistent with the missional church model, intent on blurring the lines between the sacred and secular, blending the two together in a way that, hopefully, brings a little bit more richness and relevance to both. It helps foster a more relaxed peer environment, while also implicitly telling passersby, “hey, we religious folk aren’t all morally superior stuffed shirts; we’re pretty much like you.”

Is there a downside? Yes. In Colorado, we had a core family leave the church after a pub theology night, followed by wine served at our own “Goy” Seder meal during Passover. The husband was recently in recovery for alcoholism and he felt his sobriety was being threatened by the presence of alcohol in what he felt should have been a safe space for him at church.

I also remember an awkward moment at one of the pub nights when a guy from church whom I considered do be a practicing alcoholic threw back an uncomfortable number of pints while we discussed that nights Bible passage.

Both of these present reasonable arguments against having any kind of drinking associated with church. I get that. But there’s also something to be said both for reaching out into the “real world” with our faith (seems something Jesus did quite frequently), while also distinguishing ourselves from the sort of puritanical prohibitionism often associated with Christianity.

The message many pick up from what they know of the Christian faith is that it’s a practice of subtraction, not addition. We’re going to get you to part with your time, your money and all of the fun things you enjoy in life. Somewhere along the way, we got remarkably off point with our “branding,” failing to show folks how a connection to a faith community and religious practices can actually enrich a life, whether it is void of meaning or already relatively rich.

Does alcohol make our faith better? That might be a tough one to argue, but in as much as it’s a powerful presence not only in our contemporary culture, but throughout the spectrum of recorded history, it’s a part of who we are as a people. But it seems to me that placing our focus on drinking in particular misses the larger sicknesses among us. Consider how we treat food, even in our churches. Consider the time, money and energy we invest into self-aggrandizing monuments to self that we claim are for the glory of God, or the special attention or deference we afford that family who writes the bigger checks on Sunday. Or our addiction to information, our obsession with ego, or our obsession with sex.

Actually, churches have a field day condemning that last one; they just generally lack any skills to talk about how to deal with sexuality in a healthier way. And the same could be said about our approach to alcohol. Easier simply to apply a plenary blessing or condemnation to the object of our attention than to deal with our complex relationship with it. Easier to “just say no” than do delve into whether our drinking (or spending, or sex, eating, etc) is a stumbling block that creates further distance between us, God and our loved ones.

There will always be detractors, no matter what. Jesus was called a drunkard for imbibing in public. The power that things like alcohol, money or sex have over some people scares the hell out of them, and I understand that. But to think that closing our eyes and holding the object of desire at arms-length will purge us of such “demons” is naive. Yes, Jesus drank; he also took his demons head-on. From what I see in scripture, he never used drinking to avoid his problems or fears.

So is it Biblical to drink? Did God give us the mysterious elixir as a gesture of love? Sounds like a good topic for a future pub theology night to me.

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Christian Piatt is an author, editor, speaker, musician and spoken word artist. He co-founded Milagro Christian Church in Pueblo, Colorado with his wife, Rev. Amy Piatt, in 2004. He is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. Christian’s new memoir on faith, family and parenting was released in early 2012 called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date.Visit www.christianpiatt.com, or find him on Twitter or Facebook.

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Christian PiattChristian Piatt is an author, editor, speaker, musician and spoken word artist. He co-founded Milagro Christian Church in Pueblo, Colorado with his wife, Rev. Amy Piatt, in 2004.He is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. Christian has a memoir on faith, family and parenting being published in early 2012 called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date. Visit www.christianpiatt.com, or find him on Twitter or Facebook.View all posts by Christian Piatt →

  • bobmako

    This is a great discussion.

    Yes, God gave us grapes.
    He also gave us opium poppies, tobacco, gunpowder(sulfur, saltpetre and charcoal), oil, natural gas, uranium and I feel safe in saying all the resources we have at hand, or are yet to be discovered.

    So what are we to do? The idea that “God wants us to be happy” throws the door open to whatever I like works. There is so much more to what Jesus has to say than this.

    God meets us where we are, but then in His great love and grace He doesn’t leave us there. He transforms us, sometimes painfully slow, into becoming His image. A work of restoration to His original creation.

    So when we get all caught up in the stuff we like now, we are denying His intent to make us more like Him.

    Kinda sounds a bit like idolatry to me. But then again, I am in transition, so what I know now will probably be trumped later as I reach for Him.

    • tarl_hutch

      I like how you started this comment, the fact that we get many things from God, in nature, that can be used for ill or good. This is the crux of this post. That as a Church we must realize that nine of these things is inherently evil, but it is in how we treat them. The Church should not villainize natural things, like beer, sex, and even gunpowder, but instead focus on the tenets of Christ that teach us how to properly use or avoid the things around us.

      I myself, have had times of struggle with overindulging alcohol in an effort to ignore the problems in my life, as an opiate if you will. This is what happens when we take our hope of jesus and make it about me and my happiness. Since I have come to have a healthier relationship to alcohol, thanks to having a better relationship with Jesus. Instead of a numbing agent to soothe my troubles, i now see beer and wine as a “gift” from God to be enjoyed, savored, and treated responsibly. When we villainize these things, it becomes an unhealthy obsession, much like an addiction, where we spend so much time focused on one particular that we make a reverse idol of it and a barrier between ourselves and the outside world.

      We also must keep in mind our family with abuse problems and be careful to be up front with our intentions, so as to not cause them to stumble. It is a tight line to walk, and some lack the ability, but one that coukd be managed if we keep everything in perspective.

      Use the criteria of the bible on this, if the outcomes are fir peace, love, truth, justice, patience, kindness, etc., then we are on the right track. This the way of Jesus, sometimes we party with the bridegroom, other times we abstain for the mission, and in all things love.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Brown/1447191387 Chris Brown

      that last bit, “I am in transition, so what I know now will probably be trumped later as I reach for Him.” is one of the most beautiful and humble things I’ve ever come across. For one to claim that he’s out of transition would surely make him a dolt. Thank you for this, I will be reminding myself of it and using it often.

  • tarl_hutch

    My answer for the initial question: India Pale Ale. A brew a little bitter like life, with an uplifting citrus hops to inspire, finishing with a full, satisfying, complex sweetness. Crisp, clean, and reinvigorating, perfect for what ales you. Ha.

    • http://www.facebook.com/christiandpiatt Christian Piatt

      Good one. Sounds like the beginnings of a “Theology of Spirits” book :-)

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=886780064 Øyvind Tonheim

      I woulden’t mind one right now – I like your way of thinking.

  • Drew

    There are a lot of things that we do not have to abstain from in the Bible that people do abstain from. I can see where this is good individually – to paraphrase Jesus, it is better to disassociate yourself as much as possible from a vice rather than be close to the vice and have it overtake you. However, to make it a command or mandate is clearly not Biblical.

    In the case of alcohol, God is pretty clear – don’t be a drunkard, but other than that, no problem in and of itself. I’ve never been to a pub theology, but it seems pretty neat.

    • tarl_hutch

      If you are ever in NC, let me know and we will have a pub theology throwdown. Ha.

  • Chris Whitler

    So many in my congregation are recovering from addiction that a Pub night program would be just silly. I don’t know why we have to take things that should just be natural and make them a thing we do in the church building and give it a name. I see no reason for a church to have a pub night for theology in order to relate to people.

    My friends and I that do not have trouble with being addicted to alcohol go to an actual pub and talk about theology. It doesn’t need a name or to be a program in the church, it’s just something we have done and will do again because we’re friends and we enjoy it. No need to make it a program in the church. Seems like that’s the bigger thing that christians are addicted to.

    Temperance and accountability happen in real relationships, not in church initiatives and witty ideas to get people “in the door”. It’d be better for Christians to just go through the door of the pub instead of trying to recreate one in our congregation meeting buildings. Plus, in our pub, the lighting, fish and chips and music are way better than what we could get in our church building.

    • keith

      Um… I think pub theology is IN a pub. Bringing the church to the pub not the pub to the church.

  • Anonymous

    Most sacraments, when abused, can become deadly sins. Just think of the mess that a law breaking the seal of the confessional could cause!

    It isn’t alcohol itself that is bad, but drinking to get drunk.

  • ST

    Great read mate.JC certainly knew about making a good drop and it’s been well past down. Moderation at most times is a good thing to practice

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